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CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - d*** Straight


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


SHOP SMART - shop Family Mart !


TAGS: civilized response japan
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 2:19 am
...I've always had a healthy respect for globes, is that the same thing?
Sean - August 26, 2011, 2:02 am
You are a major idiot, lostlink000! FamilyMart has been in Japan since 1981. How do I know? The Google told me. Derrrrrrrr.
rerun - August 25, 2011, 8:57 pm

I care, I majored in Geo..now that is funny
Airman - August 25, 2011, 1:50 pm
who gives a ****. it's a joke... not a geography class.
lostlink007 - August 25, 2011, 1:29 pm
Family Mart? Japan? Family Mart is Korean, not Japanese!


WHAT A DRAG IT IS GETTING OLD -


TAGS: senior citizen
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:15 am
Next Stop Please !
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:36 pm
some of the stores that she would tell me was hilarious.
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:34 pm
Hey I had a friend that worked in a Library and she said people would try to use the CD drives for cup holders and bring in NES and Sega Cartridges and try to put them in the Zip drives and portable hard-drive slots, they would put the mice to the screens
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 10:45 pm
OUCH!!!²…d*** kid5
GySgt1811a - February 21, 2012, 6:50 pm
OUCH!!!


NOT GUILTY -




I FINALLY BOUGHT A STICK DEODORANT - The directions said to remove the cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but when I fart the whole room smells just lovely!


TAGS: fart deodorize senile
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Rad

hatethehaters - February 16, 2013, 7:41 am
I love it! The poster, not the experience.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:51 am
My bad it was 137957
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:49 am
Actually, you're right, it was RL, poster #137597. Spot-on bro, spot-on.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:15 am
Yechhhh! Sounds like something RL would do. ;}
the1stCOMMI3 - November 18, 2011, 2:17 am
Been done, and other version looks better


Munificence -


TAGS: family size
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - July 25, 2015, 8:19 pm
Thanks, guys. I see I hit a nerve with what seems a chubby churchy. I wear the badge of the commentless bomb with pride.
Bandit5906 - July 25, 2015, 5:38 pm
Bingo!
concern3 - July 25, 2015, 10:23 am
A Classic
JesusWept - July 25, 2015, 10:03 am
LOL x 5


THE ENERGIZER BUNNY - He just keeps going and going and going and going...




WHEN SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - ...money and power surely does


TAGS: size doesn t matter
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
You're right Ychos.
Ychos - February 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
Brunetta demmerda


2ND HONEYMOON -


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others


TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my a**. From Bull****! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


GROWTH -


TAGS: green grass fertilizer growth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Sean - July 11, 2011, 6:39 pm
Great. And great use of a basic concept in forensic botany.
mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:36 pm
where is the other 5ide?...LOL
gas - July 11, 2011, 2:47 pm
hehe


PWNED - Your daily amount has just arrived.




REAL EYES -


TAGS: real eyes realize real lies
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
She has SPECIAL EYES!
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm
?


GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs




R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.




CARPE ... THEM DONUTS! -


TAGS: carpe diem seize the day on yer segway
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:40 am
Dudes! Beat it. The fuzz! By that I mean WTFO is here. He won't appreciate YOUR American foreign policy quips.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
That's WHITE-Canuckleheading.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:37 am
... while using Celine Deon and Machiavelli in the same breath to slam American foreign policy.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:36 am
Again, just kidding. If it wasn't for Sean, I might actually wonder why a few of my postings didn't rate better. He's the example that he doesn't want to be.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:35 am
Wot's a "Canucklehead"? That sounds like a term you'd use for someone who plays both parts in a circle-jerk.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:30 am
Are you kidding me? I thought I've made it pretty clear that I think Sean's posters are one of the things that keeps me striving to keep striving. That Canucklehead is amazingly talented. Seriously. Though I've been facetious at times, this is not one.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
Motifake is just that way. Few are rewarded for quality. In the words of William Munny, "Deserve's got nothing to do with it". Or, are you just turning the hall-of-fame knife in Sean's back?
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:21 am
This deserves a much higher rating.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 11:30 pm
Yes! A thousand times yes! Only five lions, though.


THE BUMPER CROP -




KITCHEN DUTY -


TAGS: cleaning wife organize clutzy husband
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:30 am
LOL


COOL - -noun. See: Jack


TAGS: jack nicholson is more awesome than you realize
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

CANADA - December 9, 2009, 5:51 pm
Coolest guy ever!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:50 pm
Nice
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 11:31 am
I met the guy in person, and have no problem with making this poster. The dude is as cool as it gets.


BIG COUCH -


TAGS: size inches cars big hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:28 pm
Oh motifake how you've made my day yet again, Bravo.


CANNIBALS -


TAGS: dahmers appetizer
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:38 pm
Thanks space.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:11 pm
Nicet one Faceplant31, but I've cut back on eating food that makes its own gravy.


OKAY, SHORTY... - You may have won this round, but next time, I'm taking you down!




THE FUTURE - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: the future god aizen bleach
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by nerdling25

skateinferno - March 18, 2013, 11:03 pm
yes.because one day we will definitely have a clever fake soul society captain on our money.
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 12:58 pm
i would love to see the strippers face the next morning when she was going through her bills. the comments have made this poster worth an additional L
Fatt Matt - February 10, 2010, 12:43 pm
I see a 1L in your future
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:21 pm

true story - I just PM you
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:20 pm
"YIPES!!"
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:16 pm

tomorrow is payday. I go to topless bars and leave with more cash than I brought.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
16.28 more, and we got us a lap dance!!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:09 pm

Don't worry, I am Jewish.....nobody would do it for the $3.72 I have in liquid a**ets
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:06 pm
Strippers!?! if that's in my future, cancel that hit contract then..
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:58 am

after looking at the pic, that is stripper cash. Not so bad then.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:55 am
if this is the future? then yes, please do
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:53 am

can I? Really?
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:50 am
kill me now
Mr. Shiny - February 10, 2010, 4:01 am
I hope not.


PFIZER - Making millions of nonexistent diseases since 1849


TAGS: adhd pfizer
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Mr. Scoop

Chris - April 24, 2009, 11:22 am
Yes it's a disorder! But it doesn't give you a stupid face...
woot - July 4, 2008, 9:04 pm
Yeah, it is real, and I have it, too... Dumbass.
hayyaio - May 10, 2008, 7:54 pm
actually ADHD is real and its not a disease. dumbass.


CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.


TAGS: government mind control citizens
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by WTF

omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.


SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - The Olympic committee created the BMX freestyle category for swimming.




Customer Service -




LOST MY KEYS -




CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Sean

CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.


marriage advice #17 -


TAGS: blackmail size matters
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:16 am
ROTFL!!! That'd work on most guys! 5 LOL lions!


APOLOGIZE - It's too laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!


TAGS: kanye apologize taylor swift vma
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by WarriorDude

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 4:34 am
You'd be amazed what a White woman can do whe.............
Emily. - September 16, 2009, 4:33 am
But she's TINY she probably couldn't lift that thing over her head!
Preacher Man - September 16, 2009, 4:05 am
I'd have loved it if she'd gone WWE on his a** and bashed him in the head from behind with her trophy. She could have gotten it replaced, and the crowd would have gone wild.


ENERGIZER BUNNY - His pickup line was that "he keeps going and going all night long."


TAGS: energizer bunny
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Vitek

agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
Xopster... aka Jaboogie... the avatar needs to go.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
and malt liquor in the pocket, classy


gun control -


TAGS: miliarized police state patriot act ferguson
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2014, 9:59 pm
Has anyone asked Geoff Peterson for his opinion?
Reality Lord - August 15, 2014, 9:17 am

inspiring...LOL...i would say de-motivating. see the latest pic's from fallujah....i mean ferguson? nice police men in nice police uniforms driving nice police cars. they packed up the military hardware....for now.
Greybeard - August 15, 2014, 12:25 am
Inspiring duo of posters...


custom SUVs -


TAGS: customized suvs realm of douche
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:16 am
Ha! I forgot about that site :-D Good idea. Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:15 am
Oh my God, I wouldn't be surprised, lol.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:04 pm
And Douche Archives
PorterRockwell - September 7, 2013, 12:37 pm
Ia that a handicapped license plate too?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:49 am
I keep forgetting about that. That's a new edition, right?
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:18 pm
Hey Crotchety...if you haven't already, would look nice over at motofake too!


Peace Be With You -


TAGS: war peace citizenship innocence responsibility
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 23, 2014, 7:40 am
Dang, Just noticed I forgot to add Afghanis, Americans...
Reality Lord - July 23, 2014, 6:52 am

sounds like a qoute from the new planet of the apes movie :)


HOPELESS -


TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by flint

flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm

nice!


Size Doesn't Matter -


TAGS: squirrel brain size plan future
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - October 13, 2013, 4:56 am
I see I'm not the only one here who likes The Onion :-)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 12, 2013, 11:14 am
Just brings so many tears to my eyes. . . *sniff* 5 nutty squirrels.


Children's Sizes -


TAGS: nike escape comes children s sizes
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - June 19, 2013, 9:10 pm
Fair warning: Experience may vary.
Rudedog - June 19, 2013, 8:36 am
Great poster run. I will watch Fox News with renewed interest.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2013, 10:15 pm

miss priss cult....BWA-AHAHAHAHAHAH


SOMETIMES - Sometimes you want to give up. Then you realize that you have that special someone that you love and gives you reason to live.


TAGS: sometimes you realize
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by sgtlover

gas - September 8, 2012, 8:37 pm
what better reason to live than someone that needs you.. 5L


Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


Mondays -




PUNS -




OH, WHY THANKYOU - I wasn't expecting an appetizer before the main course.


TAGS: polar bears ice food appetizer
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:48 pm
Amsome. 5Ls.
Airman - February 3, 2010, 4:57 pm
LOL


SMALL IN ALL AREAS - What do they say about people with big shoes? They're just overcompensating for there small feet.


TAGS: small foot size shoe big
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - September 28, 2011, 8:10 pm
That's a fair enough reason for a 4L
M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:49 pm
Not to be a d*ck but 'their' not 'there' 4L's


NOBEL WAR PRIZE - Here it is drink it in! When you have these, you get the Peace Prize and anything else you WANT!


TAGS: spectre gun ship president obama nobel peace prize
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 2:33 am
Coconut cream.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - October 22, 2009, 2:32 am
I think its the c-131 herc, I wanted to ph**o-shop it over the jesus redeemer statue in brazil, but ph**o-shop casts money. Besides the make and model is no diference to the guys getting baptised on the ground.
WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:21 am
I gotta go with the classics.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
WTFO.... 1970-80-90 A-10, or the quote-unqoute upgraded one now?
WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
IR signature doesn't matter if they can't catch you.
WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:16 am
The A-10 is at the top of my list as well. However, #3 for me has to be the SR 71.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Agreed, lunch... although, the Kittyhawk is a close third... little IR signature, flies lower than an F-111, and did achieve air supremacy.
lunchmeat5000 - October 21, 2009, 11:47 pm
AC 130 is full of badass, only topped by the A-10.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 7:32 pm
AC 130, my second favorite aircraft.


SOCIALIZED MEDICINE - Some people HOPE you will pay for their poor choices!!!


TAGS: obama socialized medicine
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by vic

guest - June 26, 2009, 4:01 pm
*claps* Told you dumbasses.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:30 pm
We will be paying for his poor choices for a long time.


RASCAL IN THE DRIVE THRU?!?!? - I guess we shouldn't be surprised


TAGS: lazy rascal motorized chair stupid
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Jason Tracy

Cloudchaser - December 2, 2009, 9:37 am
I once saw a couple who had to weigh close to 400 pounds (182 kilos) riding two of those things through a fast food drive thru


LECTOR -


TAGS: american idol plus size skin
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:05 pm
Again, good to hear positive feedback from the professionals! Thanks.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:59 pm
I agree with Rerun. You're doing well Telli, keep it up.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:54 pm
Very much appreciate Rerun! Definately means alot. And thanks for letting me stay!
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:46 pm

tell...you bring the A game in your work. the more biting the sarcasm with the twist the better. thanks for being here.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
Well thank you very much sir! Someone who understands good sarcastic humour.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:37 pm

this is Aces, 5L


ARE WE THERE YET? - The days you regret working for the army.


TAGS: surprize
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by rockandroll

EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:48 am
Fortitude.


INFOMERCIAL TANTALIZING - after a night of bar-hopping, do not get sucked into Mimi's Magic Bullet pitch like I did. 8 times




SIZE - For some women, it really matters.




GREYBEARDS - They always end up with a prize catch.


TAGS: greybeards prize catch
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - July 29, 2009, 5:19 am
They do here... Now why would that be?


FIRESOX - New From Mozilla




RIVERDANCE - You have two left feet.




SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.




PERSPECTIVE - Before you criticize someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. Cuz then when you do your a mile away and you have their shoes.


TAGS: perspective shoes criticize
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Lotus

Kru - June 22, 2009, 6:59 am
Terry Pratchett quote?


ONE SIZE FITS ALL - Not for folding chairs


TAGS: one size
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Jordan

Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 9:52 am
Thirty trips!


WHITE LAB COATS -




Be Fore -




Random Act of Kindness -


TAGS: kind senior citizen wendys keith
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 2, 2014, 9:26 am
if he doesn't get his Double Stack, he doesn't get on the bus
Greeny - April 1, 2014, 7:17 pm
Keith who? Richards? Is that him heading out to the tour bus with the aid of a kind soul?


institutionalized -


TAGS: institutionalized city
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - October 20, 2013, 10:25 am
*rerun
chickenlittle - October 20, 2013, 10:11 am
Thanks rerum! :)
rerun - October 20, 2013, 8:51 am

AMSOME


determination -




institutionalized -




prized possessions -


TAGS: prized possessions kids global
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

JesusWept - September 20, 2013, 3:19 am
I won't tell about mine. I'd get arrested. *evil grin*
MissPriss - September 19, 2013, 1:30 pm
My toenail clippings.
BobbEdwards - September 19, 2013, 10:53 am
My belly b***on lint collection
Sho - September 19, 2013, 10:30 am
My posters
falloutghoul - September 19, 2013, 8:31 am
My video games.


mind boggling -


TAGS: women clothing lingerie pantyhose sizes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2014, 9:58 am
Sounds so accurate, ha ha.
Oldsod - June 10, 2014, 8:25 am
Heh...last night, gave one of my coworkers a lift. He had to get some feminine hygiene products for his lady. Took him 20 minutes and a store a**ociate to probably get the wrong thing.
Oldsod - June 10, 2014, 8:25 am
Heh...last night, gave one of my coworkers a lift. He had to get some feminine hygiene products for his lady. Took him 20 minutes and a store a**ociate to probably get the wrong thing.


Laurel & Hardy -




Don't Fear The Mod -


TAGS: mods regular members avatars choices size motinetwork
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:52 am
In a much better place Uggie... a Utopian kind of better place...muhahaha.
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:49 am
Yeah, noticed that after I had submitted it but thought what the H*ll...I'm only human...most of the time. Teehee.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:13 pm

And some of us (I'm not mentioning any names here) are a pixel or two short of a full gif.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:27 am
Where would Motifake (and other sites in Motinetworks) be if MissPriss wasn't both a moderator and a MissHistorian, I ask you?


THANK YOU -


TAGS: afghanistan soldier citizen commune
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:44 pm

It's not cynical to state a fact, PM, and poisonings have been rampant in that region for some time. But I always look for the little story in things~~in this case, the good man who reaches out with nothing to create this small moment.
Preacher Man - November 4, 2013, 2:28 am
Not to be cynical or anything, but there's a 50/50 chance that tea is poisoned.
EmilioDumphque - November 4, 2013, 1:46 am
Sir, you're giving away my position, and the cameraman is gonna get killed standing up in plain sight like that!


Prizes -


TAGS: amazon delivery drones skeet prizes
Rating: 4.76/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2013, 12:27 pm
I don't think you were alone in that thought!


RESPECT -


TAGS: death cope nature needs fertilizer
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2010, 6:19 pm
Nice one. 5L
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I am now thoroughly demotivated.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:24 am
Very nice aggy, turned out perfect after letting it marinate for a while. 5L
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:50 am
As long as we remember them, their spirit never dies
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:57 pm
I loved this picture... been struggling with it for months.
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 10:32 pm
It's not the life that matters, it's the effect of the life that makes the difference.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Find out what it means to me.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:14 pm
Hilariously depressing. I'm laughing on the outside, and looking for razor blades in the cupboard. 5/5
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 10:05 pm
This is a fave. 5/5


TIME TO CHOW DOWN -




Names -




LITTLE SLICES OF HEAVEN -




The Eyes Are The Window To One's Soul -


TAGS: movement legalize weed 4 20
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 7:00 pm
Bell-bottoms Papa...some how I don't find that hard to believe...teehee
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
WHOA flashback... d***, where'd I put my bell-bottoms... C'mon baby, take a chance with us! C'mon baby, take a chance with us!
Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 4:02 pm

I used the scroll wheel on my fancy mouse... uuhhhh... woah. My mudulla oblongata Inna-gadda-da-vita uuhh... pizza.
MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 3:28 pm
We should be ***ing us talking about this stuff. Bet some of it could be pure genius. But we'll forget it and it will be lost forever! No way what-so-ever to recall it. Just gone!!!!
MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
Awesome...now, move your mouse extra fast in little quirky movements on your scroll bar, up and down...SILVIE!! I said your mouse... dude you have some serious iss....shrooms?
Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 3:11 pm

Woah... I think you just gave me contact high over the internet... 5 uuhh... got any brownies?


Home Care by Angels -




MY CONTEST ENTRY ELSEWHERE -




INADEQUACY - After looking around the Motifake site, for maybe 5 seconds, I realized: "I have no chance". Oh well, I guess I'll just have to continue reading from an actual book and without having to recharge every 8 hours...


TAGS: inadequacy prize leaderboard unattainable kindle
Rating: 4.54/5

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motinet - April 9, 2012, 5:12 pm

Yup, easy point pickings at other motinet sites. Also, if any poster goes viral, you could get thousands of facebook points just like that.
ughomer - April 9, 2012, 10:16 am
GOOD ADVICE
rerun - April 7, 2012, 2:53 pm

Actually, if you submit & participate at other moti sites you may have a sh** at this. Click the Icon there & it will tell you the stats and how to play.


Cosplay #3 -


TAGS: militia army fat disorganized
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:37 am
What? They all look like they actually live a life in the day of an episode of Duck Dynasty. Hey...hey...5L.


DECISIONS -


TAGS: personalized vessels no doubt
Rating: 4.42/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 5:40 pm
No, but Gary Coleman isn't feeling anything...
Derek - June 13, 2010, 5:37 pm
Is Iceman feeling ill?


MARCH CHALLENGE -




Giddy Down! -


TAGS: riding along until you realize
Rating: 4.36/5

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GaryO - May 22, 2013, 10:21 am
Yeah, when I grabbed the pic, I saw the caption too, but in my mind, them’s horsies, and a carousel immediately came to mind……then again, I’m not smarternu. Geeezus, make a profound poster whydontcha. Phukking critics in their cloistered worlds…..
smarternu - May 22, 2013, 9:43 am
dead coyotes, not horses.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:23 pm
OMG! it's the work of the Chupacabra! (Seriously, nice poster)
GaryO - May 20, 2013, 10:07 am
Thanks Guys. aaand, I have a bomber! Might be my first. Don’t think I’ve ever recvd a 1L before……I feel…..special now.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2013, 8:55 am
I've heard of beating a dead horse, but riding them is only possible in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. 5 dead foals.
Greeny - May 20, 2013, 7:16 am
Whoa! Woe! Wow!


Compensation -




BREAKING NEWS -




THE MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY. -


TAGS: walt disney was a nazi sympathizer
Rating: 3.95/5

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pieman - February 3, 2010, 2:58 pm
Don't know how I missed this the first but, WOW! 5L
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:29 pm
LMAO!!


pee pool -




THE 3 SECRETS TO THE PERFECT OUTFIT - Accessorize, Accessorize, Accessorize!




DISNEYLAND -


TAGS: disneyland day happiest place on earth biggest downer traumatized kid
Rating: 3.68/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 10:36 am
Well played good sir! I'd give a five if the kid could've been holding a drink.


T A N T A L I Z E - Your surroundings are unimportant, as long as you are unique. Shine with your own light and you will stand out! Oh yeah, and the dead make great fertilizer!




MAKE A LIST -




realistically -


TAGS: organizer day planner same old same old it can happen to anyone plans
Rating: 3.5/5

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Silverheart - November 15, 2013, 6:46 pm

To quote a Nine Inch Nails song... I think that I can see the future, because I repeat the same routine. Good'n, CoC.


CARPET BOMBING -


TAGS: fertilize it back to the stone age
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:42 am
Yep! It happens to the best of... ummmm, what's the word? Ah, yes.... trolls.


CONTENTMENT -


TAGS: homeless man stick cup equals appeased treat every little thing in life like a bonus prize
Rating: 3/5

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Bartimaeus - October 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 8:32 pm
Excellent. 5L
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Bart, very nice.


FUTILITY - Your IQ resembles your shoe size




PROTECTISM -




SIZE -




U. S. SYNCRONIZED LAWN MOWER TEAM - Sorry boys, but there is no way in hell you will ever see it in the Olympics




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